Recently, I discovered that, thanks to Marine's friend, the Marine
had been relocated to California. I knew it was coming so it wasn't
shocking or upsetting. In this time I have made an observation about
myself.
I really dislike time zones. The whole
difference throws me off and I'm not a fan. When the boy was at boot
camp it was easy. Letters don't have a time stamp. I have to admit, it
works out in my favor exceptionally well. The Marine has always gone to
sleep earlier than I do. Now we cut out two hours of the space between
our bed times.
Still. Not a fan. In honor of not liking time zones, I'm just going to spill a few of the girls least favorite things.
Alarm Clocks.
Wow. These were probably the worst invention ever. Handy for people
that need to be somewhere on time. Not so handy for those of us that
can't wake up. Even after walking across the room four times just to
press snooze. I love to sleep until I'm ready to wake up. If you wake me
before that, it's similar to waking a hibernating bear. Ask anybody who
has done it.
But on the bright side of alarm clocks. Check this one out! If ever you wish to brighten up my alarm clock experience. That is it.
Audiology.
Pretty much a waste of 3 hours a week. It's probably useful information
and some day I will probably be thankful for having taken it, but right
now... if it fell off the planet, I wouldn't blink. :) Come to class
with me someday and you can love it too!
Bananas. It's
not the banana itself that I don't like, it's the crazy itchy throat
afterwards. And they taunt me. I always think I should want a banana,
but I take about two bites and realize it was a poor decision. Darn
things.
Driving. If I could just transport myself
everywhere using jetpacks or apparition, I would be much happier. Really. Especially when I'm
surrounded by Oklahoma drivers.. You would hate it too....
Finals. Who's idea was this? Really. Not a good idea in
my mind. It doesn't help that I'm the most scatterbrained person on the
planet and I can't sit down and study to save my life... Well at least
it's over in 2 days!
And we already discussed time zones. I'm sure there are many more
things I don't like, but I really should study... Plus, I couldn't
handle doing the entire alphabet :)
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